Friday, May 15, 2015

On the line day-tinngggg

Most people would describe we as being shy, wait no most people wouldn't. They would describe me as being the reincarnation of a cartoon character shoved into a tiny body that has an over the top personality? Well actually I don't know how most people would describe me but all I know is that I'm shy. I hide it extremely well. So when I decided to embark on the adventures of dating I didn't expect to be as receptive to it as have been.

Let me start off by saying that this shit is insane. Most dudes who are looking for dates are straight up weirdos or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, but still weirdos. With all the crazy shit that was happening to me I couldn't just sit on a gold mine of wisdom. Thus I've decided to chronicle my "dates" in this blog.

DISCLAIMER: I know how people want to rag and complain if someone says that dudes are weird or that there are no good ones. The argument is always well what about women. Number 1: I don't like vagina; Number 2: This is my experience. If you don't like it then get to steppin'.

Anyways, I know it's a cliche but I started online dating, OKcupid style. Now I feel like it was a good choice all you need to do is weed out the losers. Believe me there are plenty of losers. So let's start pulling the weeds.

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