Ducky Steps?

The worse thing about putting yourself into the lion's den public eye to be scrutinized and torn to shreds is completing a profile. I mean there are people who love to talk about themselves non-stop but damn a girl (me) doesn't have the mental energy to make up catchy phrases so men will find me appealing. I'd like to simply state: "Message me if you want. I ain't your mama."

I need to be quiet though. There is this hypocrisy where I find being a woman on a dating site is much easier than being a man. All I have to do is post a cute picture and say some semi-personal/mysterious things and men are very receptive. It doesn't seem to be the same deal for men. Sorry dudes!

So I made up a semi-appealing profile (well I think it's semi-appealing but people keep saying it's so interesting. LIARS!) and to my surprise I immediately started getting messages. Now some were normal hellos, how are you etc. Others were for a lack of a better word fucking weird. Now I admit I did have myself some chuckles, but more often than not I found myself contemplating if women actually respond to some of these men's corny attempts to get our attention?

Another thing if you live in Romania and I'm in the US, thinking I'm a cutie means nothing because nothing is going to happen.

-_________________-  n**** please...